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6 notes December 18, 2011 All I want for Christmas. Me:What do you want for christmas? Him:I don't care. Me:Fine, then I ll give you a jar full of 'Idontcare'. Him:-smirks- You know what I dont want? Me:What? Him:A smartass girlfriend. Me:-.- Filed under life christmas text chat love funny